ok dipshits this post is about equius zahhak
just look at this motherfucker
fuck nick cage we dont need no second rate pony. we can have hard core chorale fuckers up in this bitch instead. you need to steal the declaration of independence. TOO FUCKING BAD. because this dudes already spilled liquid all over that priceless parchment and ripped that shit to fucking bits. bits i say.
you like forbidden love? WELL FUCKING GREAT. because this motherfucker is all up and involved in all kinds of CRAZY KINKY COMPLICATED SHIT.
this fool is hellza pinin for a girl hes seperated from by class. HOW MUCH MORE ROMANTIC CAN THAT SHIT BE. damn its titanic up in this bitch cept equius aint never lettin go.
look at him taking that shit like the fucking MAN HE IS. and where did he even get that fucking blood to fill that bot? PROBABLY FROM STABBING HIMSELF DAILY TO FILL THAT ROBOTIC INSTRUMENT IN A METHODICAL MANNER.
HARD FUCKING CORE.
did i mention this motherfucker has massive strength. thats right he does.
look at this fool debunking robots he made with his bare fucking hands like its NOBODYS BUSINESS BECAUSE IT ISNT.
but he never hurt a living fucking thing intentionally.
look at him here trying not to put the beat down on his GUARDIAN.
of course he does accidentally anyway because he has fucking MUSCLES OF STEEL.
and guess what. this babes fucking BFF is crazy anime cat girl.
just LOOK AT HER. shes a fiend. and he roleplays with her all the time even if hes SHIT AWFUL AT IT. AND THEY FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER AND HAVE FEELINGS JAMS.
WHAT A SENSITIVE BADASS.
did i mention how he drinks milk.
and check out the fucking face he made when he died.
what kind of sick awesome fucking bastard do you have to be to do that as you are being suffocated by a jugallo.
not just any sick fucking bastard.
you have to be
EQUIUS MOTHERFUCKING ZAHHAK.
this is a good post equius is a motherfucking badass omg i love him
via : jayqwerty , org : jayqwerty
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